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*Urgently Wanted!! Fearless female companion for time travel experiment!*   

I am seeking an assistant for a series of experiments involving time travel. Well, not "Time Travel" so much as: experiments dealing with the cascading paradoxical affect on timelines resulting from non linear movement across Cartesian Dimensions with respect to time. Or as I am calling it C.P.A.T. - R.N.L. - M.A.C.D.

What I need is a smallish female assistant who is not afraid of time paradoxes (or time travel aliens) and who has her own reliable transportation. I say smallish because the Shift Gate housing can not accommodate a biological entity that exceeds a specific space to mass ratio and I feel like it is inappropriate to refer to a women's size and weight as a measure of mass.

A short over view.

We will be traveling froward in time, I will be making some alterations and then we will be traveling forward in time again to observe those alterations and record their affect. Your responsibilities will be to stand guard, provide sit reps (situation reports) wile I work and you would also have to make mental notes of any strange occurrences during travel so we can compare our experiences later. Backward travel is NOT recommended because it creates a potential for paradoxical movement with in the static time dimensions. So we'll avoid traveling backwards as much as possible. That said, the possibility exists that we may have to travel back wards due to some kind of emergency and because of this, you must be ready for the consequences that may arise. IE the ultimate corruption of YOUR timeline, resulting in the destruction of everything everywhere and everywhen.

There may be an unforeseeable level of combat danger associated with this too so it's important that you are both street smart and have one or more weapon proficiency. Nunchucks, Shot Gun, Throwing Stars ect.

Math skills are an asset as there may be a need to do some hyper time calculations and any one who has any experience with temporal fields would be considered more desirable.

If you are interested, please e-mail me some contact information in response to this posting and I will get back to you with instructions on how to begin the application process.